When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, I contemplated my existence on this earth; what’s the point of living if you can’t eat chocolate?! Well, I can eat chocolate, but…
Monthly Archives: July 2018
Squeeze
“The added sugar will bring repeated business, trust me. Plus, they’ll bring their friends.”
Chili
Okay, maybe there are some of you who would go back and wanna have sex with your ex and it wouldn’t gross you out, even if you were disgusted with them as a person.