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Monthly Archives: November 2018

It supposedly builds character when someone has overtaken you physically and mentally, making you feel like a powerless piece of shit…

I don’t wanna break the glass and slice open my finger. I need that finger to gesture to the people on the freeway.

Jackson Galaxy is the fuckin’ weird cat lady, not me.

Can you imagine how old these tampons were? They’d probably disintegrate as soon as you inserted them into your love tunnel, leaving you holding just the cardboard applicator…