Monthly Archives: December 2018
Yes, I did. Look, there was some alcohol involved and it was with a boyfriend, big fucking deal. Lots of people did it.
Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…
Look, it’s a compulsion, the truth comes spilling out and I lose all sense of composure, it’s like taking a few shots of Kamikazes.
There are plenty of assholes around this time of year. You can find them anywhere, but they mainly hang around malls and shopping centers…
