Yes, I did. Look, there was some alcohol involved and it was with a boyfriend, big fucking deal. Lots of people did it.
Monthly Archives: December 2018
Tastes Fine To Me
Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…
Identifuckation
Look, it’s a compulsion, the truth comes spilling out and I lose all sense of composure, it’s like taking a few shots of Kamikazes.
Flush It Down The Toilet
There are plenty of assholes around this time of year. You can find them anywhere, but they mainly hang around malls and shopping centers…
