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Snap

Yes, I did. Look, there was some alcohol involved and it was with a boyfriend, big fucking deal. Lots of people did it.

Posted byClever GirlDecember 27, 2018December 27, 2018Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:anticipation, film, Funny Blog, humor, naked, photos, sarcasm, Satire, smartphones11 Comments on Snap

Tastes Fine To Me

Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…

Posted byClever GirlDecember 20, 2018Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:carbs, comedy, food, funny, Funny Blog, humor, keto, paleo, sarcasm13 Comments on Tastes Fine To Me

Identifuckation

Look, it’s a compulsion, the truth comes spilling out and I lose all sense of composure, it’s like taking a few shots of Kamikazes.

Posted byClever GirlDecember 13, 2018December 13, 2018Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:Funny Blog, humor, Identification, kombucha, sarcasm27 Comments on Identifuckation

Flush It Down The Toilet

There are plenty of assholes around this time of year. You can find them anywhere, but they mainly hang around malls and shopping centers…

Posted byClever GirlDecember 6, 2018December 5, 2018Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:assholes, clever girl, crap, Funny Blog, Holidays, humor, sarcasm, Satire, toilet, whales7 Comments on Flush It Down The Toilet

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