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Monthly Archives: January 2019

Smell The Disappointment

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…

Posted byClever GirlJanuary 31, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:dating, desperation, funny, Funny Blog, humor, selfies, sex24 Comments on Smell The Disappointment

The Day A Chicken Sandwich Changed My Life

I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…

Posted byClever GirlJanuary 24, 2019Posted infunny, humorTags:commercial, food, funny, humor, songs, testimonial ad, wendy's monterey chicken sandwich, YouTube16 Comments on The Day A Chicken Sandwich Changed My Life

I Wanna New Drug

So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face…

Posted byClever GirlJanuary 17, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:cocaine, Funny Blog, humor, Oreos, sarcasm, sex6 Comments on I Wanna New Drug

Cut It Out

When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…

Posted byClever GirlJanuary 10, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:comedy, funny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm, suburbs, vision boards14 Comments on Cut It Out

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