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Monthly Archives: January 2019

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…

I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…

So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face…

When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…