Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…
Monthly Archives: January 2019
The Day A Chicken Sandwich Changed My Life
I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…
I Wanna New Drug
So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face…
Cut It Out
When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…
