I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…
Monthly Archives: May 2019
I Feel Used
Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed…
Live and Let Die
He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the chainsaw…
Clever Girl Inspiration
If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife…
Get Used To It
Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?
Clever Girl Writes... 