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Monthly Archives: May 2019

I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…

Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed…

He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the chainsaw…

If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife…

Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?