When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
Monthly Archives: August 2020
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
I Wanna New Drug
I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.
Clever Girl Writes... 