I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
Monthly Archives: September 2020
Tiny Fucking Corn
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Automatic
It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Screw This!
…and when I looked down at my crotch area, I could’ve sworn I saw a bulge…