When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
Author Archives: Clever Girl
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
I Wanna New Drug
I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.
Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs
I really like Nutballs. Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I don’t know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, there’s a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. They’re slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”
Pussy
This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”
Shhh… They Might Hear You!
I admit, I am intolerant and I’m preaching about tolerance, but it’s dairy I’m intolerant of, and if there’s anything one should have intolerance for…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
You Be the Judge
I lied about a little incident involving a lipstick I had stolen from a department store and getting arrested for it when I was a wily youth…
Feeling Used
It’s not like I was worried though. I mean, who wants to attack an older, chubby lady?
