Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Author Archives: Clever Girl
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
RIP EVH
I have stories. So many stories of amazing and unbelievable events that took place in my life, and I was trying to think back…
Hard Sell
I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
Tiny Fucking Corn
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Automatic
It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Screw This!
…and when I looked down at my crotch area, I could’ve sworn I saw a bulge…
Chew On This
When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
