Clever Girl Writes...

But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it's a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale...

He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder...

Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs...

It supposedly builds character when someone has overtaken you physically and mentally, making you feel like a powerless piece of shit...

Plus, you really should prepare ahead of time how you’re gonna phrase things when you’re instructing a class (is it inappropriate to burst out into laughter during yoga?)