Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
Category Archives: Funny Blog
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
Hard Sell
I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
Tiny Fucking Corn
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Automatic
It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Screw This!
…and when I looked down at my crotch area, I could’ve sworn I saw a bulge…
Chew On This
When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
I Wanna New Drug
I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.
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