Clever Girl Writes...

Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like...

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest...

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake...

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit...

Yes I’m serious, have some self-respect! Make an excuse, it doesn’t matter if it’s believable or not, you’ll never see him again...

You know, it really was my fault. You see, I'm supposed to be a mind-reader and...

...what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of  having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex...

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex...

DUI

You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way...