Clever Girl Writes...

Maybe you're wondering why a bunch of teens would want to barbecue at the park anyway, as opposed to going to the mall, movies or...

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car...

Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like...

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest...

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake...

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit...

You know, it really was my fault. You see, I'm supposed to be a mind-reader and...

...what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is...

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex...