Clever Girl Writes...

Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts...

"You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn...

Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so...

I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize I’ve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldn’t.  I’ve been subjected to...

I'm serious, his hair is styled in a 'fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes...

Maybe you're wondering why a bunch of teens would want to barbecue at the park anyway, as opposed to going to the mall, movies or...

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car...

Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like...

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest...

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake...