You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics…
Category Archives: funny
Freeze Frame
It’s slightly ironic that I spent so much money getting this procedure done and I’m not even getting any action or have any prospects…
What’s In A Name?
When I hear someone else using it to describe someone, it’s almost feels like I caught them doing something dirty or illegal.
Lip Service
It doesn’t really matter that I look like I’ve been punched in the mouth, I don’t have the money to hire a male prostitute anyway. I’ve been spending it on a totally different kind of therapy…
Chew On This
When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, I contemplated my existence on this earth; what’s the point of living if you can’t eat chocolate?! Well, I can eat chocolate, but…
Squeeze
“The added sugar will bring repeated business, trust me. Plus, they’ll bring their friends.”
