Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like…
Category Archives: funny
It’s Too Fucking Big!
and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake…
Thanks for Stopping By
If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…
Hello?
You know, it really was my fault. You see, I’m supposed to be a mind-reader and…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…
Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin
The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…
Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
DUI
You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…
My Car Runneth Over
Look, there’s no denying there were a lot of poor mountain folk in the Ozarks sewing quilts who never left their small towns and married people who may or may not have been their first or second cousin…
