Clever Girl Writes...
A Funny Blog
I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce...
So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face...
When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board...
Yes, I did. Look, there was some alcohol involved and it was with a boyfriend, big fucking deal. Lots of people did it.
Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs...
Look, it's a compulsion, the truth comes spilling out and I lose all sense of composure, it's like taking a few shots of Kamikazes.
There are plenty of assholes around this time of year. You can find them anywhere, but they mainly hang around malls and shopping centers...
It supposedly builds character when someone has overtaken you physically and mentally, making you feel like a powerless piece of shit...
I don’t wanna break the glass and slice open my finger. I need that finger to gesture to the people on the freeway.
Jackson Galaxy is the fuckin’ weird cat lady, not me.
