“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…
Category Archives: funny
Going Viral
Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”
Putting the Squeeze On
I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize I’ve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldn’t. I’ve been subjected to one torture contraption or another most of my life, and that’s saying a lot because that’s been a really, really, really long tim… NoContinue reading “Putting the Squeeze On”
Oh Bob!
I’m serious, his hair is styled in a ‘fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes…
Saturday, In The Park…
Maybe you’re wondering why a bunch of teens would want to barbecue at the park anyway, as opposed to going to the mall, movies or…
A Walk in the Park
I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…
Plumb Crazy
Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like…
It’s Too Fucking Big!
and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake…
Thanks for Stopping By
If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…
