Clever Girl Writes...

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me...

If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man...

I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I'm a known hypocrite...

I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened...

I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with...

God forbid they use the same hands they just wiped themselves with and didn’t wash with soap...

I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again...

Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed...

He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the...

If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife...