Clever Girl Writes...

Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts...

"You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn...

Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so...

I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize I’ve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldn’t.  I’ve been subjected to...

I'm serious, his hair is styled in a 'fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes...

But before I get to that, I want to further describe how bullshit it is for you to reply to my phone message with a text...

You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road...

Maybe you're wondering why a bunch of teens would want to barbecue at the park anyway, as opposed to going to the mall, movies or...

Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like...

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest...