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Category Archives: rant
I Always Deliver
It probably feels like smoking crack to them; they get all tingly and euphoric…
A Cold Shower
I’m pretty certain that word was never intended to be culturally hijacked by the lesser gender as a slur used towards others…
It’s Too Hard To Go On Any Longer
Instead of one of those all-inclusive resorts for hot singles where an STD is included in the price…
Princess AF
A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…
Spare Some Change?
People should not change things and screw ‘em up. I mean, yeah some change is good. We all need a little change from time to time, like, okay for instance, getting a new hairstyle, that’s a good change, or getting an oil change for your vehicle, that’s really good. Changing out all the old, whiteContinue reading “Spare Some Change?”
Thanks for the Memories
The next thing I know I’m downing a bunch of the stuff ‘cause I had forgotten how delicious red wine can be…
Herstory Lesson
I don’t have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
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