Clever Girl Writes...

...what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is...

middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of  having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex...

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex...

But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it's a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale...