When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
Category Archives: rant
Tiny Fucking Corn
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Automatic
It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
Pussy
This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”
Shhh… They Might Hear You!
I admit, I am intolerant and I’m preaching about tolerance, but it’s dairy I’m intolerant of, and if there’s anything one should have intolerance for…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
SSSSSSSpray
I envisioned a giant, robotic beast of a man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger showing up wearing khakis and big, black boots with a fire-thrower slung over his shoulder…
All’s Wet That End’s Wet
no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…
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