If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…
Category Archives: rant
Hello?
You know, it really was my fault. You see, I’m supposed to be a mind-reader and…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…
Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin
The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…
Personal Ad
middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex…
Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
Have a Seat, Dumbass
But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
Herstory Lesson
You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics…
