I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…
Category Archives: rant
Plumb Crazy
Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like…
It’s Too Fucking Big!
and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…
Thanks for Stopping By
If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…
Hello?
You know, it really was my fault. You see, I’m supposed to be a mind-reader and…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…
Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin
The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…
Personal Ad
middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex…
Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
Have a Seat, Dumbass
But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
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