People should not change things and screw ‘em up. I mean, yeah some change is good. We all need a little change from time to time, like, okay for instance, getting a new hairstyle, that’s a good change, or getting an oil change for your vehicle, that’s really good. Changing out all the old, whiteContinue reading “Spare Some Change?”
Category Archives: Satire
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Screw This!
…and when I looked down at my crotch area, I could’ve sworn I saw a bulge…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Pussy
This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”
Decisions, decisions…
I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…
Folk Hero
“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…
Going Viral
Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”
It Takes A Village
You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…
Clever Girl Writes... 