Clever Girl Writes...

It’s slightly ironic that I spent so much money getting this procedure done and I’m not even getting any action or have any prospects...

When I hear someone else using it to describe someone, it’s almost feels like I caught them doing something dirty or illegal.

It doesn’t really matter that I look like I’ve been punched in the mouth, I don’t have the money to hire a male prostitute anyway. I’ve been spending it on a...

When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, I contemplated my existence on this earth; what’s the point of living if you can’t eat chocolate?! Well, I can eat chocolate,...

"The added sugar will bring repeated business, trust me. Plus, they'll bring their friends.”

Okay, maybe there are some of you who would go back and wanna have sex with your ex and it wouldn’t gross you out, even if you were disgusted with them...

I’ve found the best way to handle high maintenance types is to ignore them and they’ll go away.

When you need to explain a job to a man, you have to think like a man would. That means you have to pare down any extraneous information, don’t make the...

You know, this sounds disgusting. Well, I’ve done disgusting things before so what’s one more, right hairy bastard?

...the company that sold these hideous things created a tremendous feeding frenzy by limiting distribution. They created the illusion of lack, and people just went nuts trying to get one. Toy...