Seeking out people from our past ruins the pristine images formed from the memory of our youths, or by a glance at…
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All’s Wet That End’s Wet
no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…
FY…I
There is no other mammal walking on two legs, currently, or in the past two million years, that matches this man’s intelligence…
Decisions, decisions…
I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…
Peepul Are Wah-king!
I can’t even go two blocks without running into these morons with their masks and germs and dog poop bags…
Shopping Excursion
Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts…
Folk Hero
“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…
Going Viral
Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”
Welcome to Camp Hypocrisy!
Instead, he leaned in, pressed his lips lightly against mine, then proceeded to stick his tongue in my mouth…
It Takes A Village
You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…