You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics…
“The added sugar will bring repeated business, trust me. Plus, they’ll bring their friends.”
You know, this sounds disgusting. Well, I’ve done disgusting things before so what’s one more, right hairy bastard?
…the company that sold these hideous things created a tremendous feeding frenzy by limiting distribution. They created the illusion of lack, and people just went nuts trying to get one. Toy stores were bombarded and there was complete mayhem; people were crying, hair was pulled, punches were thrown! Personally, I never wanted one but I couldn’t resist getting in on the action.
God, I miss those days…
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I’m getting hotter. Yes, yes, yes… of course my looks! I’m hot, I’ve always been hot. But lately, I’ve been getting even hotter. It happens either when I’m sleeping, or sitting in one place doing absolutely nothing (two of my favorite activities, by the way) and I’ll start getting really hot over my entireContinue reading “Fo’ Sizzle”