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Let me preface this by saying there are two characteristics of people I detest. Okay, there are lots of characteristics of people I detest, but the two that stand out the most, are…

Couldn’t they come up with a more appealing term, like flower inspection? I don’t even know what a pap is.

I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…

And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…

Feeling… kinda restless, tight jaw. I forgot I grind my teeth at night when I’m on coffee. Bags under my eyes…

Your kids will come looking for you when the terror of abandonment sets in after they haven’t seen you for two hours…

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…

So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face…

When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…