I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…
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I Feel Used
Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed…
Live and Let Die
He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the chainsaw…
Get Used To It
Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?
Training Wheels
You ever yell “Learn how to drive!” at shitty drivers? I’ve done it, it’s a waste of time. People aren’t gonna take the initiative to learn how to become better drivers…
Weenie Domain
Let me preface this by saying there are two characteristics of people I detest. Okay, there are lots of characteristics of people I detest, but the two that stand out the most, are…
Doctor, Doctor… Can’t You See I’m burnin’ burnin’?
Couldn’t they come up with a more appealing term, like flower inspection? I don’t even know what a pap is.
Unleashed!
I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…
Body Double
I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…
How To Not Over-under Your Over
And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…
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