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Charmed, I’m Sure

I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…

Posted byClever GirlMay 30, 2019May 30, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:flim flam, funny, Funny Blog, humor, little old lady, Satire, truth34 Comments on Charmed, I’m Sure

I Feel Used

Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed…

Posted byClever GirlMay 23, 2019May 22, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:Craigslist, driving, funny, Funny Blog, humor, used car21 Comments on I Feel Used

Live and Let Die

He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the chainsaw…

Posted byClever GirlMay 16, 2019May 14, 2019Posted infunny, humor, truthTags:death, Funny Blog, humor, neighbors24 Comments on Live and Let Die

Get Used To It

Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?

Posted byClever GirlMay 2, 2019May 3, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:conservation, funny, Funny Blog, humor, reuse, sarcasm, used cars24 Comments on Get Used To It

Training Wheels

You ever yell “Learn how to drive!” at shitty drivers? I’ve done it, it’s a waste of time. People aren’t gonna take the initiative to learn how to become better drivers…

Posted byClever GirlApril 25, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:driving, foreigner, funny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm18 Comments on Training Wheels

Weenie Domain

Let me preface this by saying there are two characteristics of people I detest. Okay, there are lots of characteristics of people I detest, but the two that stand out the most, are…

Posted byClever GirlApril 11, 2019April 11, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:Betsy DeVos, crazy, funny, Funny Blog, humor, MAGA, sarcasm, Satire, Trump18 Comments on Weenie Domain

Doctor, Doctor… Can’t You See I’m burnin’ burnin’?

Couldn’t they come up with a more appealing term, like flower inspection? I don’t even know what a pap is.

Posted byClever GirlApril 4, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:dating, funny, Funny Blog, gynecologist, humor, sarcasm, vagina28 Comments on Doctor, Doctor… Can’t You See I’m burnin’ burnin’?

Unleashed!

I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

Posted byClever GirlMarch 28, 2019March 28, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:dogs, funny, Funny Blog, humor, kids, leashes, sarcasm17 Comments on Unleashed!

Body Double

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…

Posted byClever GirlMarch 21, 2019March 21, 2019Posted infunny, humor, sarcasmTags:beauty, curves, funny, Funny Blog, humor, Pamela Anderson, sarcasm, truth23 Comments on Body Double

How To Not Over-under Your Over

And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…

Posted byClever GirlMarch 14, 2019March 14, 2019Posted infunny, humorTags:Dr. Seuss, funny, Funny Blog, humor, stealing, Taco Bell, truth, underestimate17 Comments on How To Not Over-under Your Over

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