As I circled around the very large parking area, I noticed a big pile of heavy duty black plastic garbage bags at the far end, and I said to myself…
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It’s Too Hard To Go On Any Longer
Instead of one of those all-inclusive resorts for hot singles where an STD is included in the price…
A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
I Wanna New Drug
I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.
Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs
I really like Nutballs. Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I don’t know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, there’s a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. They’re slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”
This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”