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Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts…

Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else would anyone do while at the airport?) this man behind me sneezed and didn’t cover his mouth, and… Read More

I’m serious, his hair is styled in a ‘fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes…

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake…

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…

Yes I’m serious, have some self-respect! Make an excuse, it doesn’t matter if it’s believable or not, you’ll never see him again…

…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…