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I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake…

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…

Yes I’m serious, have some self-respect! Make an excuse, it doesn’t matter if it’s believable or not, you’ll never see him again…

…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…

middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of  having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex…

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…

DUI

You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…