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I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…

And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…

…why we’re absolutely swallowed up in phallic symbolism everywhere we turn!

Next time you meet an introvert, don’t assume we don’t like you…

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…

I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…

When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…

Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…

I don’t wanna break the glass and slice open my finger. I need that finger to gesture to the people on the freeway.