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It’s slightly ironic that I spent so much money getting this procedure done and I’m not even getting any action or have any prospects…

When I hear someone else using it to describe someone, it’s almost feels like I caught them doing something dirty or illegal.

When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, I contemplated my existence on this earth; what’s the point of living if you can’t eat chocolate?! Well, I can eat chocolate, but…

Okay, maybe there are some of you who would go back and wanna have sex with your ex and it wouldn’t gross you out, even if you were disgusted with them as a person.

I’ve found the best way to handle high maintenance types is to ignore them and they’ll go away.

When you need to explain a job to a man, you have to think like a man would. That means you have to pare down any extraneous information, don’t make the language too flowery or cute, and allude to the possibility of sex afterwards if the work is done properly.