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You ever yell “Learn how to drive!” at shitty drivers? I’ve done it, it’s a waste of time. People aren’t gonna take the initiative to learn how to become better drivers…

I need to maybe stick with the plain or ugly dudes. They’re more willing to please than the hot guys…

Let me preface this by saying there are two characteristics of people I detest. Okay, there are lots of characteristics of people I detest, but the two that stand out the most, are…

Couldn’t they come up with a more appealing term, like flower inspection? I don’t even know what a pap is.

I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…

And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…

…why we’re absolutely swallowed up in phallic symbolism everywhere we turn!

Next time you meet an introvert, don’t assume we don’t like you…

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…