I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…
When your vision board is completed, you get really excited because for a brief moment you actually believe your life will change by gluing pictures onto a board…
Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…
I don’t wanna break the glass and slice open my finger. I need that finger to gesture to the people on the freeway.
Jackson Galaxy is the fuckin’ weird cat lady, not me.
But I have to say, the clothing isn’t the only thing I have a fascination with, it’s the models walking the runway. Have you seen them? Jesus Christ get these people a sandwich.
Anyway I have mixed feelings about these places; on the one hand, you can’t beat the price, it’s the cheapest thrill in town (it’s the only thrill in town), but on the other hand, you have to tolerate the slightly annoying language barrier.
I used the word park so many times in that paragraph, it defies proper grammar, and if people in this town knew about it, it’d probably make their panties wet… that’s how desperate they are for some excitement!
Once I entered my fifties, that’s it I guess, I’m no longer desirable. Put me out to pasture, I’m a fucking old cow.
When you use that word to insult another guy, it is essentially insulting women, so you’re affecting both genders. Oh, by the way, last time I checked, there were still only two genders, everything else is just stuff confused people made up.