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Now, I’ve never been bombed before because I’m Caucasian, but I would imagine this is what…
I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…
But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…
So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…
I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…
If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…
I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I’m a known hypocrite…
I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…
