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Couldn’t they come up with a more appealing term, like flower inspection? I don’t even know what a pap is.

I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…

And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…

…why we’re absolutely swallowed up in phallic symbolism everywhere we turn!

Feeling… kinda restless, tight jaw. I forgot I grind my teeth at night when I’m on coffee. Bags under my eyes…

Your kids will come looking for you when the terror of abandonment sets in after they haven’t seen you for two hours…

Next time you meet an introvert, don’t assume we don’t like you…

I am a feminist… chubby, even. But that doesn’t supersede reality based observations. I don’t know about your courthouses, but the ones here in California employ overweight ladies

Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…