This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”
Tag Archives: humor
Shhh… They Might Hear You!
I admit, I am intolerant and I’m preaching about tolerance, but it’s dairy I’m intolerant of, and if there’s anything one should have intolerance for…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
You Be the Judge
I lied about a little incident involving a lipstick I had stolen from a department store and getting arrested for it when I was a wily youth…
Feeling Used
It’s not like I was worried though. I mean, who wants to attack an older, chubby lady?
SSSSSSSpray
I envisioned a giant, robotic beast of a man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger showing up wearing khakis and big, black boots with a fire-thrower slung over his shoulder…
The Night We Changed Things
We didn’t know it at the time, but we put something into motion that night. Something bigger than us, and something we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams…
All’s Wet That End’s Wet
no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…
Kind-ish
This wasn’t being kind so much as it was a way for him to recycle it, which I ended up doing, because I’m trying to be goddamn nice…
FY…I
There is no other mammal walking on two legs, currently, or in the past two million years, that matches this man’s intelligence…
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