I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…
Tag Archives: humor
Peepul Are Wah-king!
I can’t even go two blocks without running into these morons with their masks and germs and dog poop bags…
Shopping Excursion
Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts…
Folk Hero
“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…
Going Viral
Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”
Putting the Squeeze On
I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize I’ve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldn’t. I’ve been subjected to one torture contraption or another most of my life, and that’s saying a lot because that’s been a really, really, really long tim… NoContinue reading “Putting the Squeeze On”
Oh Bob!
I’m serious, his hair is styled in a ‘fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes…
Piece ‘O Cake
But before I get to that, I want to further describe how bullshit it is for you to reply to my phone message with a text…
Welcome to Camp Hypocrisy!
Instead, he leaned in, pressed his lips lightly against mine, then proceeded to stick his tongue in my mouth…
It Takes A Village
You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…
