idiots – Clever Girl Writes…

A Walk in the Park

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…

I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face?

I need to maybe stick with the plain or ugly dudes. They’re more willing to please than the hot guys…

I don’t wanna break the glass and slice open my finger. I need that finger to gesture to the people on the freeway.

When I hear someone else using it to describe someone, it’s almost feels like I caught them doing something dirty or illegal.