I lied about a little incident involving a lipstick I had stolen from a department store and getting arrested for it when I was a wily youth…
Tag Archives: Justice
The Night We Changed Things
We didn’t know it at the time, but we put something into motion that night. Something bigger than us, and something we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams…
It Takes A Village
You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…