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For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…

DUI

You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…

Look, there’s no denying there were a lot of poor mountain folk in the Ozarks sewing quilts who never left their small towns and married people who may or may not have been their first or second cousin…

I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face? 

I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in  workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…

But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…

He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…

So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…

If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…