Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Tag Archives: rant
Automatic
It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Chew On This
When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
SSSSSSSpray
I envisioned a giant, robotic beast of a man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger showing up wearing khakis and big, black boots with a fire-thrower slung over his shoulder…
All’s Wet That End’s Wet
no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…
FY…I
There is no other mammal walking on two legs, currently, or in the past two million years, that matches this man’s intelligence…
Decisions, decisions…
I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…
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