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Thanks for Stopping By

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…

Posted byClever GirlDecember 5, 2019December 5, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, truthTags:funny, Funny Blog, humor, kindness, rant, sarcasm, thank you26 Comments on Thanks for Stopping By

Hello?

You know, it really was my fault. You see, I’m supposed to be a mind-reader and…

Posted byClever GirlNovember 14, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rantTags:Funny Blog, humor, kindness, liars, passive aggressive, psycho, rant, sarcasm, World Kindness Day33 Comments on Hello?

Send in the Clowns

…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

Posted byClever GirlNovember 7, 2019November 7, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, Justice, rant, sarcasm, Satire, truthTags:funny, Funny Blog, humor, Japanese, Justice, rant, sarcasm, sardonic, sushi33 Comments on Send in the Clowns

Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin

The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…

Posted byClever GirlOctober 24, 2019Posted infunny, humor, rant, sarcasm, SatireTags:cinnamon, food, funny, Funny Blog, humor, pumpkin spice, rant, sarcasm, Trader Joe's44 Comments on Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin

Personal Ad

middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of  having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex…

Posted byClever GirlOctober 17, 2019October 17, 2019Posted inFunny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, truthTags:cats, funny, Funny Blog, golddiggers, humor, personal ads, rant, sarcasm, sex, single women, working out38 Comments on Personal Ad

Only Women Bleed

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…

Posted byClever GirlOctober 10, 2019October 10, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, Satire, truthTags:aging, cats, disabilities, funny, Funny Blog, humor, menopause, periods, rant, sarcasm, Satire, sex, truth41 Comments on Only Women Bleed

DUI

You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…

Posted byClever GirlOctober 3, 2019October 10, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasmTags:dollar store, driving, drugs, dui, funny, Funny Blog, high, humor, IBS, medication, rant, sarcasm, Satire54 Comments on DUI

My Car Runneth Over

Look, there’s no denying there were a lot of poor mountain folk in the Ozarks sewing quilts who never left their small towns and married people who may or may not have been their first or second cousin…

Posted byClever GirlSeptember 26, 2019October 10, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:driving, funny, Funny Blog, humor, quilting, rant, sarcasm, Satire, sex, shopping, suburbs32 Comments on My Car Runneth Over

Food For Thought

I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face? 

Posted byClever GirlSeptember 19, 2019October 10, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm, truthTags:funny, Funny Blog, hilarious, humor, idiots, rant, sandwich, sarcasm, vegetarian29 Comments on Food For Thought

All That Jazz…

I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in  workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…

Posted byClever GirlAugust 29, 2019October 10, 2019Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasm, SatireTags:funny, Funny Blog, humor, jam, Jazzercise, rant, religion, sarcasm, Satire, suburban27 Comments on All That Jazz…

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