But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
Tag Archives: rant
Smells Like Man Spirit
He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…
Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot
So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…
Well Read
I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…
In a Jam
If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…
In a Pickle
I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…
Show Off
I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with…
