If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…
Tag Archives: rant
Hello?
You know, it really was my fault. You see, I’m supposed to be a mind-reader and…
Send in the Clowns
…what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…
Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin
The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…
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middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex…
Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
DUI
You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…
My Car Runneth Over
Look, there’s no denying there were a lot of poor mountain folk in the Ozarks sewing quilts who never left their small towns and married people who may or may not have been their first or second cousin…
Food For Thought
I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face?
All That Jazz…
I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…
