But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
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Smells Like Man Spirit
He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…
Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot
So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…
Well Read
I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…
In a Jam
If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…
In a Pickle
I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…
Show Off
I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with…
Herstory Lesson
You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics…
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