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But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…

He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…

…and then she proceeded to tell me what and to whom I should say things, and my immediate reaction was “Seriously? Go fuck yourself.” 

So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…

If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…

I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I’m a known hypocrite…

I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…

I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with…

Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?