People should not change things and screw ‘em up. I mean, yeah some change is good. We all need a little change from time to time, like, okay for instance, getting a new hairstyle, that’s a good change, or getting an oil change for your vehicle, that’s really good. Changing out all the old, whiteContinue reading “Spare Some Change?”
Tag Archives: Satire
Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
DUI
You can only really love something that shitty when you’re high, by the way…
My Car Runneth Over
Look, there’s no denying there were a lot of poor mountain folk in the Ozarks sewing quilts who never left their small towns and married people who may or may not have been their first or second cousin…
Do The Right Thing
Now, I’ve never been bombed before because I’m Caucasian, but I would imagine this is what…
All That Jazz…
I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…
Have a Seat, Dumbass
But some mistakes do make you a dumb-ass; it’s a universal law, and just how much of a dumb-ass is determined on a sliding scale…
Smells Like Man Spirit
He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…
Thanks, But No Thanks
…and then she proceeded to tell me what and to whom I should say things, and my immediate reaction was “Seriously? Go fuck yourself.”
Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot
So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…
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