Men my age look like shit. I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had it so fucking good for so long they don’t have to try…
Tag Archives: sex
I Wanna New Drug
So there I was, sitting in my car in the parking lot, shoving these goddamn Unicorn Oreos into my face…
What?
Anyway I have mixed feelings about these places; on the one hand, you can’t beat the price, it’s the cheapest thrill in town (it’s the only thrill in town), but on the other hand, you have to tolerate the slightly annoying language barrier.
Hard (where) To Match
Once I entered my fifties, that’s it I guess, I’m no longer desirable. Put me out to pasture, I’m a fucking old cow.
Chili
Okay, maybe there are some of you who would go back and wanna have sex with your ex and it wouldn’t gross you out, even if you were disgusted with them as a person.
Clever Girl Writes... 