I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…
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Only Women Bleed
For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…
Well Read
I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…
Bang!
I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I’m a known hypocrite…
Charmed, I’m Sure
I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…
Clever Girl Inspiration
If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife…
Body Double
I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…
How To Not Over-under Your Over
And if you’re jealous or threatened by someone else’s accomplishments, keep it to yourself, why act out on it? Stop underestimating people…