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Monthly Archives: August 2018

You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics if you’re strapped into an Audi looking cross-eyed at the screen of your iPhone?

It’s slightly ironic that I spent so much money getting this procedure done and I’m not even getting any action or have any prospects…

When I hear someone else using it to describe someone, it’s almost feels like I caught them doing something dirty or illegal.

It doesn’t really matter that I look like I’ve been punched in the mouth, I don’t have the money to hire a male prostitute anyway. I’ve been spending it on a totally different kind of therapy…