As a talented and gifted writer, Iāve managed to attract a lot of followers (at least a hundred) and I’ve become somewhat of a word master because Iām super, umā¦ extremelyā¦ uh… well, good with the words ān stuff. But sometimes words alone just donāt cut the mustard because words can get misconstrued, especially when readingContinue reading “š”
Tag Archives: Funny Blog
Herstory Lesson
I donāt have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Donāt get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, itāll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
Hard Sell
I thought, if Iām gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happeningā¦
FĆ¼d
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Automatic
Itās enough that Iāve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Screw This!
…and when I looked down at my crotch area, I couldāve sworn I saw a bulge…
Chew On This
When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…
