I lied about a little incident involving a lipstick I had stolen from a department store and getting arrested for it when I was a wily youth…
Tag Archives: Funny Blog
Feeling Used
It’s not like I was worried though. I mean, who wants to attack an older, chubby lady?
SSSSSSSpray
I envisioned a giant, robotic beast of a man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger showing up wearing khakis and big, black boots with a fire-thrower slung over his shoulder…
The Night We Changed Things
We didn’t know it at the time, but we put something into motion that night. Something bigger than us, and something we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams…
Remember To Always Forget
Seeking out people from our past ruins the pristine images formed from the memory of our youths, or by a glance at…
All’s Wet That End’s Wet
no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…
Kind-ish
This wasn’t being kind so much as it was a way for him to recycle it, which I ended up doing, because I’m trying to be goddamn nice…
FY…I
There is no other mammal walking on two legs, currently, or in the past two million years, that matches this man’s intelligence…
Decisions, decisions…
I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…
Peepul Are Wah-king!
I can’t even go two blocks without running into these morons with their masks and germs and dog poop bags…
