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But before I get to that, I want to further describe how bullshit it is for you to reply to my phone message with a text…

Instead, he leaned in, pressed his lips lightly against mine, then proceeded to stick his tongue in my mouth…

You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…

Maybe you’re wondering why a bunch of teens would want to barbecue at the park anyway, as opposed to going to the mall, movies or…

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…

Taking apart the workings under your sink involves being willing to go to a very dark place. I’m talking really dark, like…

and we all know what happens when one guy in the neighborhood has what could be perceived as the biggest…

We have hair everywhere men do (yep, same places) but women are made out to believe it’s some sort of genetic mistake…

If you’re hanging all your hopes on me, you’ll be very disappointed to find out I don’t really give a shit…

Yes I’m serious, have some self-respect! Make an excuse, it doesn’t matter if it’s believable or not, you’ll never see him again…