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I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face? 

Now, I’ve never been bombed before because I’m Caucasian, but I would imagine this is what…

I slowly opened the door and saw a bunch of middle-aged women in  workout clothes dancing around in what I can only describe as…

He assumed a woman would just accept him and his situation without demanding he try harder. He’s a man, he doesn’t have to try harder…

…and then she proceeded to tell me what and to whom I should say things, and my immediate reaction was “Seriously? Go fuck yourself.” 

So let’s get back to the deliciousness of spicy Asian food because it’s way better than sex…

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…

If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…

I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…

I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with…