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I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…

If you’re a man and you don’t follow, or are perplexed about my reasoning, I just want to say… I fucking get it. I get you, man…

I used that to my advantage though… he knows he’s being a big pain in the ass so of course he would buy a jar, and he said apricot happened to be his favorite…

I don’t have a television, got rid of it years ago, which was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, along with…

God forbid they use the same hands they just wiped themselves with and didn’t wash with soap…

I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…

Why am I selling such a blessing, such a hot hunk of metal, you ask? I couldn’t take care of her the way she wanted, the way she needed…

He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the chainsaw…

Like, how about not taking more than you need, for instance? I mean, how many napkins do you need when you’re eating your tacos?

You ever yell “Learn how to drive!” at shitty drivers? I’ve done it, it’s a waste of time. People aren’t gonna take the initiative to learn how to become better drivers…