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Princess AF

A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…

Posted byClever GirlDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020Posted inbeauty, funny, Funny Blog, humor, Justice, rant, sarcasmTags:Cinderella, Disney, feminism, funny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm24 Comments on Princess AF

Ruler

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…

Posted byClever GirlNovember 5, 2020November 9, 2020Posted inFunny Blog, humor, Justice, rant, sarcasm, Satire, truthTags:dog leash, election, Funny Blog, Halloween, hiking, humor, rant, rules, sarcasm13 Comments on Ruler

Chew On This

When I realized I could no longer eat chocolate, but I could still eat dick…

Posted byClever GirlAugust 27, 2020August 27, 2020Posted inFunny BlogTags:chocolate, Funny Blog, humor, oral sex, rant, sarcasm12 Comments on Chew On This

Can’t Touch This

Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…

Posted byClever GirlJuly 9, 2020July 9, 2020Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasmTags:comics, Funny Blog, germaphobe, humor, OCD, rant, sarcasm, sex, truth23 Comments on Can’t Touch This

Feeling Used

It’s not like I was worried though. I mean, who wants to attack an older, chubby lady?

Posted byClever GirlJune 18, 2020June 17, 2020Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, sarcasmTags:Craigslist, dad jeans, dogs, Funny Blog, humor, psycho, sarcasm12 Comments on Feeling Used

SSSSSSSpray

I envisioned a giant, robotic beast of a man resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger showing up wearing khakis and big, black boots with a fire-thrower slung over his shoulder…

Posted byClever GirlJune 11, 2020November 8, 2021Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasmTags:ants, Funny Blog, humor, millennials, rant, sarcasm17 Comments on SSSSSSSpray

All’s Wet That End’s Wet

no other living beings on this planet infects people with diseases more than kids…

Posted byClever GirlMay 14, 2020May 20, 2020Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, truthTags:Funny Blog, humor, kids, pool, rant, sarcasm, swimming23 Comments on All’s Wet That End’s Wet

Decisions, decisions…

I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…

Posted byClever GirlApril 16, 2020Posted inFunny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, Satire, truthTags:ADHD, autism, funny, Funny Blog, humor, OCD, rant, sarcasm, sex17 Comments on Decisions, decisions…

Shopping Excursion

Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts…

Posted byClever GirlMarch 26, 2020Posted infunny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, truthTags:Coronavirus, food, funny, Funny Blog, grocery store, humor, rant, sarcasm, shopping, toilet paper25 Comments on Shopping Excursion

Folk Hero

“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…

Posted byClever GirlMarch 12, 2020March 12, 2020Posted infear, funny, Funny Blog, humor, rant, sarcasm, Satire, truthTags:Coronavirus, Fairytales, Funny Blog, humor, paranoia, Paul Bunyon, sarcasm, toilet paper, truth24 Comments on Folk Hero

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