If you’re from Minnesota, you should never teach yoga because your accent sounds awful teaching yoga…
Category Archives: truth
I Always Deliver
It probably feels like smoking crack to them; they get all tingly and euphoric…
Holy Shit!
As I circled around the very large parking area, I noticed a big pile of heavy duty black plastic garbage bags at the far end, and I said to myself…
A Cold Shower
I’m pretty certain that word was never intended to be culturally hijacked by the lesser gender as a slur used towards others…
Herstory Lesson
I don’t have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
RIP EVH
I have stories. So many stories of amazing and unbelievable events that took place in my life, and I was trying to think back…
The Night We Changed Things
We didn’t know it at the time, but we put something into motion that night. Something bigger than us, and something we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams…
Clever Girl Writes... 