Clever Girl Writes...

...what’d be even more appropriate is if I smacked him across the face with a giant…

middle-aged women can’t get a break, whether we’re accused of  having low-self esteem, too many cats, being desperate, or having lost any interest in sex...

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex...

I would never commit to something so stupid like that, so why are you still standing there with that look on your face? 

Farewell, my friend

...and then she proceeded to tell me what and to whom I should say things, and my immediate reaction was “Seriously? Go fuck yourself.” 

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me...

I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I'm a known hypocrite...

He stood high up on a ladder and I kept praying he would lean over too far lose his balance and fall off the ladder cutting his legs off with the...

If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife...