I’m off sugar. Again. Okay, I’m practically off sugar… at least, the bad kind. You know, the white stuff, and I’m not talking about cocaine either, even though the two are very similar, except one makes you thin and one makes you fat. Right now, the only sugar I’m eating is from dried fruit. StillContinue reading “Pie-ocrasy”
Category Archives: truth
Don’t Speak
If you’re from Minnesota, you should never teach yoga because your accent sounds awful teaching yoga…
I Always Deliver
It probably feels like smoking crack to them; they get all tingly and euphoric…
Holy Shit!
As I circled around the very large parking area, I noticed a big pile of heavy duty black plastic garbage bags at the far end, and I said to myself…
A Cold Shower
I’m pretty certain that word was never intended to be culturally hijacked by the lesser gender as a slur used towards others…
Herstory Lesson
I don’t have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
RIP EVH
I have stories. So many stories of amazing and unbelievable events that took place in my life, and I was trying to think back…
Clever Girl Writes... 