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Tag Archives: humor
Princess AF
A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…
Spare Some Change?
People should not change things and screw ‘em up. I mean, yeah some change is good. We all need a little change from time to time, like, okay for instance, getting a new hairstyle, that’s a good change, or getting an oil change for your vehicle, that’s really good. Changing out all the old, whiteContinue reading “Spare Some Change?”
Thanks for the Memories
The next thing I know I’m downing a bunch of the stuff ‘cause I had forgotten how delicious red wine can be…
Herstory Lesson
I don’t have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
It Was All A Wash
When something bad happens to you, if you do something good, it’ll neutralize the hatred you harbor for mankind.
Hard Sell
I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
Füd
Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
