I’m off sugar. Again. Okay, I’m practically off sugar… at least, the bad kind. You know, the white stuff, and I’m not talking about cocaine either, even though the two are very similar, except one makes you thin and one makes you fat. Right now, the only sugar I’m eating is from dried fruit. StillContinue reading “Pie-ocrasy”
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Don’t Speak
If you’re from Minnesota, you should never teach yoga because your accent sounds awful teaching yoga…
I Always Deliver
It probably feels like smoking crack to them; they get all tingly and euphoric…
Holy Shit!
As I circled around the very large parking area, I noticed a big pile of heavy duty black plastic garbage bags at the far end, and I said to myself…
It’s Too Hard To Go On Any Longer
Instead of one of those all-inclusive resorts for hot singles where an STD is included in the price…
Princess AF
A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…
Spare Some Change?
People should not change things and screw ‘em up. I mean, yeah some change is good. We all need a little change from time to time, like, okay for instance, getting a new hairstyle, that’s a good change, or getting an oil change for your vehicle, that’s really good. Changing out all the old, whiteContinue reading “Spare Some Change?”
Thanks for the Memories
The next thing I know I’m downing a bunch of the stuff ‘cause I had forgotten how delicious red wine can be…
Herstory Lesson
I don’t have any stinkin’ kids (thank God) so you’re probably wondering how I know school started. Well, for two reasons…
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…