It probably feels like smoking crack to them; they get all tingly and euphoric…
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Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs
I really like Nutballs. Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I don’t know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, there’s a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. They’re slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”
Shhh… They Might Hear You!
I admit, I am intolerant and I’m preaching about tolerance, but it’s dairy I’m intolerant of, and if there’s anything one should have intolerance for…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
You Be the Judge
I lied about a little incident involving a lipstick I had stolen from a department store and getting arrested for it when I was a wily youth…
The Night We Changed Things
We didn’t know it at the time, but we put something into motion that night. Something bigger than us, and something we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams…
Kind-ish
This wasn’t being kind so much as it was a way for him to recycle it, which I ended up doing, because I’m trying to be goddamn nice…
Folk Hero
“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…
Welcome to Camp Hypocrisy!
Instead, he leaned in, pressed his lips lightly against mine, then proceeded to stick his tongue in my mouth…
It Takes A Village
You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…
Clever Girl Writes... 