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“You see, fear incites consumption; when people are afraid, they consume: Products, alcohol, drugs, porn, precious metals, toilet paper, microwave popcorn…

Instead, he leaned in, pressed his lips lightly against mine, then proceeded to stick his tongue in my mouth…

You just know those tailpipe sucking rich morons complained about the tree’s roots that caused the bump in the road…

I was preparing myself to remain calm as I approached my neighbor’s front door to ask if he could tell his guest to move his car…

For instance, I could use it as an excuse to get out of, well, pretty much anything. Especially work, exercise, and sex…

I would hole up in my room, safely tucked away from all the heartbreak the world was offering me…

I suggest a revolution. I’d start one, but I’m too busy writing this. Plus, I’m a known hypocrite…

I got pissed off that I fell for it, and I promised myself I’d never fall for it again…

If you don’t take the risk, you’ll be filled with sadness and regret at death’s door, not a good way to enter the afterlife…

I have the type of body that was more appreciated during times like the Renaissance or Cretaceous period…