As a talented and gifted writer, Iāve managed to attract a lot of followers (at least a hundred) and I’ve become somewhat of a word master because Iām super, umā¦ extremelyā¦ uh… well, good with the words ān stuff. But sometimes words alone just donāt cut the mustard because words can get misconstrued, especially when readingContinue reading “š”
Tag Archives: sex
Automatic
Itās enough that Iāve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…
Blood Sport
Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, youāll know what Iām talking about…
I Wanna New Drug
I donāt believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldnāt be colored, theyād be pure white, like in fairy tales.
Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs
I really like Nutballs.Ā Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I donāt know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, thereās a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. Theyāre slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”
Can’t Touch This
Now, weāre all adults here andā¦ I mean, I hope weāre all adults, because thereās a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
Decisions, decisions…
I am not on the spectrum, even though thereās nothing wrong with that. At least, thatās what people keep saying…
Going Viral
Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think thereās something going around… Whatās that? Youāre glad I didnāt sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”
Putting the Squeeze On
I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize Iāve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldnāt.Ā Iāve been subjected to one torture contraption or another most of my life, and thatās saying a lot because thatās been a really, really, really long timā¦Ā NoContinue reading “Putting the Squeeze On”
Oh Bob!
I’m serious, his hair is styled in a ‘fro: a bro-fro. He dresses pretty groovy in tight jeans, a long sleeve button down dress shirt and sometimes…
