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Don’t Speak

If you’re from Minnesota, you should never teach yoga because your accent sounds awful teaching yoga…

As a talented and gifted writer, I’ve managed to attract a lot of followers (at least a hundred) and I’ve become somewhat of a word master because I’m super, um… extremely… uh… well, good with the words ‘n stuff. But sometimes words alone just don’t cut the mustard because words can get misconstrued, especially when readingContinue reading “😁”

Automatic

It’s enough that I’ve had to navigate life being a woman; I had to bleed and everything! Plus…

Blood Sport

Go ahead shove your hand down your pants right now and give it a squeeze, you’ll know what I’m talking about…

I Wanna New Drug

I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.

Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs

I really like Nutballs. Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I don’t know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, there’s a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. They’re slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”

Can’t Touch This

Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…

Decisions, decisions…

I am not on the spectrum, even though there’s nothing wrong with that. At least, that’s what people keep saying…

Going Viral

Ahhh Chooo! Excuse me, jeez that was a big one. I think there’s something going around… What’s that? You’re glad I didn’t sneeze on you? Well, I would never be so idiotic as to do that. I have manners you know. One time, when I was standing in line at the airport (what else wouldContinue reading “Going Viral”

Putting the Squeeze On

I refuse to allow myself to be tortured any longer! Do you realize I’ve been tortured since I was a budding teenager? Well, of course you wouldn’t. I’ve been subjected to one torture contraption or another most of my life, and that’s saying a lot because that’s been a really, really, really long tim… NoContinue reading “Putting the Squeeze On”