A fictional cartoon character, based on a fairytale created by a man, influenced entire generations of young minds which…
Category Archives: sarcasm
Ruler
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good lick, just not by a strange, hairy beast…
Mislead Hot Head
Who they hell are “they” anyway and why are they so goddamn sensitive? If they realized how many names people called me growing up…
Hard Sell
I thought, if I’m gonna die, I don’t want it to be while this is happening…
Snake Eyes
why would you want to try to hunt one on your own with a stick… Rambo?
I Wanna New Drug
I don’t believe in unicorns, and even if I did, in my world they certainly wouldn’t be colored, they’d be pure white, like in fairy tales.
Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs
I really like Nutballs. Sometimes called Nutters, for short (Nutter being the British term for Nutball). I don’t know what it is about them, but if someone is a Nutball, there’s a good chance I want to have them in my circle of friends. They’re slightly off, a bit nutty… but not as nutty asContinue reading “Nutballs vs. Cheeseballs”
Pussy
This post was originally published November 8, 2018. Enjoy! I have two cats. Plus, I’m single, every so slightly chubby, over 50, and living with two cats (I think I already mentioned that), so I guess I’m that stereotype people are always talking about – that I’m the weird cat lady, which is bullshit. JacksonContinue reading “Pussy”
Shhh… They Might Hear You!
I admit, I am intolerant and I’m preaching about tolerance, but it’s dairy I’m intolerant of, and if there’s anything one should have intolerance for…
Can’t Touch This
Now, we’re all adults here and… I mean, I hope we’re all adults, because there’s a lot R rated stuff in my blog…
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