Baby corn tastes like straw taken from the floor of a pig pen, and it looks like an albino…
Tag Archives: food
Shopping Excursion
Your next task is having your feats of strength tested: Pulling a shopping cart apart from the rest of the other shopping carts…
Aww, It’s Okay Pumpkin
The most disgusting thing ever created by man, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, has its own Twitter account and my questions is…
The Day A Chicken Sandwich Changed My Life
I stood there with a shit-eating grin on my face because I managed to pull something out of my ass after blowing it with the sauce…
Tastes Fine To Me
Don’t people understand that at my age the only thing I have going for me is carbs? I dream about carbs…