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I know you want everything to be hunky dory while you enjoy your stroll with your family… yay! Well fuck that shit…

Your kids will come looking for you when the terror of abandonment sets in after they haven’t seen you for two hours…

You can’t do stuff like that in your mommy’s car. How the hell are you supposed to learn shit about physics if you’re strapped into an Audi looking cross-eyed at the screen of your iPhone?

“The added sugar will bring repeated business, trust me. Plus, they’ll bring their friends.”